The Goblination of the Runt---4

 goblinated Runt menaces her Aunt Pansy

"Pish-tosh, what poppycock!" says the Runt's Aunt Pansy.

"While, of course, it's true that gnawing pumpkins will goblinate a kitten,

it's even truer that the cure for goblination is simple---

Pansy scrubs off that goblin stuff

"You scrub and scrub and SCRUB---until you scrub all that goblination off !"


all photos & text © 1999 Janet Kagan